Yeah. Some say we dont deserve this Earth that we walk upon. Some say we dont deserve to breathe the air we pull into our lungs. Yeah. Carbon monoxide acid rain. Hate, greed & separatists destroy our precious skies & our mother Earth. You people better rise up together & join hands. One heart. One mind. You people better rise up soon. Cause this planet is mine. This planet is ours and we’ve got to live together. I want my planet BACK!!!
So today I received a nice blue package from Microsoft! A Windows 7 Welcome Package complete with decorations and Windows 7 Ultimate (Signature Edition) which is Windows 7 Ultimate with Steve Ballmer’s embossed signature on the cover.
Here’s the unboxing
At LAX with Ludacris
No Shit!
I decided that my new diet would consist of sweating profusely due to my air conditioner failing to work in my car.
Not really.
So I’m sitting at a Cuban Restaurant in Miami waiting for my wife to pick me up while I eat a typical Miami breakfast for those of the Latin persuasion. Croquetas, Tostada & Cafe con Leche.
It’s hot and I’ve been sweating for about 20 minutes now. But not because of the heat. It’s the oppressive humidity here in the dirty dirty that makes you wish it was winter, or at least had dunctioning AC.
Imagine a sweat box, but outdoors. Welcome to Miami.
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Messing around with VS styles for Vista while I download the new Windows 7 RC. Gonna be an interesting weekend as I plan to install 7…
Now it’s time for the man’s rules. We always hear “the rules” for the feminine side. Ok - we are now going to hear the rules from the man’s side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered “1” on purpose.
Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
Crying is blackmail.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work
Strong hints do not work
Obvious hints do not work
Just say it!
We don’t remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Check your oil! Please.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it’s genetic.
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it.
ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
I’m in shape. -ROUND is a shape.
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